Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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