It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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