You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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