no, he came in my armpit
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
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