A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
