Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Randomize
