PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
This girl is more easily done than said...
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
Randomize
