So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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