is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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