I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
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