I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Randomize
