but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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