I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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