You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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