oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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