how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
People in love make me want to vomit
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
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