Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Randomize
