I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Randomize
