Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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