The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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