No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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