tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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