Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
I am available for nakedness
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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