is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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