stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
you didnt know i had herpes?
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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