Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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