: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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