ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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