did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
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