So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
This is awkward. You have a four minute voicemail from me. I would delete it. I accidently hit your number on speed dial and called you while I was vomiting a mai tai.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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