erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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