Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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