Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
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