Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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