Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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