How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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