Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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