I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
I did not marry a roomba.
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