Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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