he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
Randomize
