everyone is single if you try hard enough
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Randomize
