I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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