A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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