My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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