Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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