I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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