super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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