i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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