As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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