their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I am available for nakedness
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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