No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
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