If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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