I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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