Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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