also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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